Anonymous asked,

How do you feel about me masturbating to your me tag?

I don’t really mind it. Who you masturbate to is your business. Whatever helps get you off, I guess!


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saythankyoumaster:

I own you. All of you!

saythankyoumaster:

I own you. All of you!

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tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

fuckyeahfluiddynamics:

Veritasium’s new video has an awesome demonstration featuring acoustics, standing waves, and combustion. It’s a two-dimensional take on the classic Rubens’ tube concept in which flammable gas is introduced into a chamber with a series of holes drilled across the top. Igniting the gas produces an array of flames, which is not especially interesting in itself, until a sound is added. When a note is played in the tube, the gas inside vibrates and, with the right geometry and frequency, can resonate, forming standing waves. The motion of the gas and the shape of the acoustic waves is visible in the flames. Extended into two-dimensions, this creates some very cool effects. (Video credit: Veritasium; via Ryan A.; submitted by jshoer)

Be with someone that requires you to grow, makes you forget your problems, holds your hand, likes to kiss, appreciates art, and adores you.

Mama Zara (via electricspacetraveler)

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bunnywith:

canadian-asian:

The Red Fox Shiba Inu

WAIT YOU MEAN IT’S NOT?

IT’S NOT WEARING SOCKS

scienceisbeauty:

Mashable: How Much Does It Cost to Be The Hulk in Real Life? And Batman, Spiderman, Superman or Wolverine? Conclusion, nowadays only the rich can be superheroes.

scienceisbeauty:

Mashable: How Much Does It Cost to Be The Hulk in Real Life? And Batman, Spiderman, Superman or Wolverine? Conclusion, nowadays only the rich can be superheroes.

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Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.

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Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

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contemporarytone:

theonion:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

LOL they finally realize they dont even have to do shit, lol smh.

contemporarytone:

theonion:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

LOL they finally realize they dont even have to do shit, lol smh.

eatthecake-anime:

babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife:

mr-cappadocia:

So… this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He’s begging, pleading, demanding she stop.

She doesn’t stop.

She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils.

Insert False Allegation: THE FUCKING CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED.

Let that sink in… The fucking CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah… that’s right… SHE’S A FUCKING LAWYER… accused him of blackmailing her.

He was summarily arrested.

There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up fucking arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail.

When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole “She’s fucking sexually assaulting him on the fucking tape the police are holding in their hands” she managed to get charged with something.

What did she get charged with?

Simple assault. I shit you not.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I’m going to throw up now.

Wooow this was scary as fuck to watch

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I’m so proud of you.

I just wanted to tell you

in case no one has.

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